Scientology is Paper Clips
This has to be the most confusing commercial I’ve ever seen. It’s touchdowns and chocolate and paper clips? Paper clips? What in the world? I do have to admit that the chocolate part sounds pretty good.
It’s flirting and tasting and curiosity.
It’s music and sensation and touchdowns and chocolate.
It’s the rise and fall of civilizations and stock markets and kids on trampolines.
It’s disaster and heroism and paper clips and knowing when to breathe.
It’s fast and its slow and its rising and falling.
It’s life. And its yours.
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His major contribution to the world was not a set of aphorisms. He was born in a turdy barn, grew up in a dirty world, got baptized in a muddy river. He put his hands on the oozing wounds of lepers, he let whores brush his hair and soldiers pull it out. He went to dinner with dirtbags, both religious and irreligious. His closest friends were a collection of crude fishermen and cultural traitors. He felt the spittle of the Pharisees on his face and the metal hooks of the jailer’s whip in the flesh of his back. He got sweaty and dirty and bloody – and he took all of the sin and mess of the world onto himself, onto the cross to which he was nailed naked.