Farewell
May the Internet rise up to meet you. May your friends always send you comforting emails. May the computer shine warm upon your face and the numbers never be busy. And until you visit my homepage again, May God hold you in the palm of his hand.
This website was started in the summer of 1997 and has undergone countless revisions. The site and the contents therein have been dedicated to the memory of mraqualung (sorry the “Slanted World of Greg” didn’t have the staying power), kat2420, (where’s the) beefdance, Robert with 5 “R’s” and RunnrMatt.
Life ain’t always what it seems to be.
Words can’t express what you mean to me.
Every single day…
Every time I pray…
I’ll be missing you.
Aloha means Goodbye.


His major contribution to the world was not a set of aphorisms. He was born in a turdy barn, grew up in a dirty world, got baptized in a muddy river. He put his hands on the oozing wounds of lepers, he let whores brush his hair and soldiers pull it out. He went to dinner with dirtbags, both religious and irreligious. His closest friends were a collection of crude fishermen and cultural traitors. He felt the spittle of the Pharisees on his face and the metal hooks of the jailer’s whip in the flesh of his back. He got sweaty and dirty and bloody – and he took all of the sin and mess of the world onto himself, onto the cross to which he was nailed naked.