Spreading the Christmas Cheer
Editor’s Note: I was being a little sarcastic and a tad obnoxious, but some of it is pretty funny, so I put this conversation on here. Once again, names have been changed for privacy protection.
Dudeguy: Mark Lamberti, dare I say, En Fuego
Krambis1: i know, i need water
Dudeguy: what should i get people for the BIG HOLIDAY that is fast approaching
Krambis1: what big holiday?
Dudeguy: the big holiday
Krambis1: there is a big holiday?
Dudeguy: yeah, this month
Krambis1: no kidding
Dudeguy: yeah, and i don’t know what i am buying anyone
Krambis1: you’re buying someone?
Dudeguy: i am buying people gifts
Krambis1: you’re buying gifts of people?
Dudeguy: gifts for people
Krambis1: let me get this straight, you’re buying gifts of people for people?
Dudeguy: no, i don’t know what i am buying anyone
Krambis1: what don’t you know, you’re going to buy anyone?
Dudeguy: i am not going to buy a people, i am going to buy for people
Krambis1: you’re going to buy four people?
Dudeguy: no, i am going to buy gifts for people
Krambis1: so let me get this straight, you’re going by gifts for people?
Dudeguy: yes, i am buying gifts for people
Krambis1: if you’re going buying gifts, why don’t you stop and pick them up?
Krambis1: unless they are too heavy
Krambis1: are there package deals?
Krambis1: do you wrap the people, they might suffocate you know
Dudeguy: i have no clue what i am going to buy for anyone
Krambis1: so you’re buying something for anyone?
Krambis1: who is anyone?
Dudeguy: all of my friends are getting something, and so is my family
Krambis1: oh, so i guess this is something for anyone
Krambis1: that is entirely too vague
Dudeguy: how hard are you laughing?
Krambis1: i am not laughing, i am confused
Krambis1: you might run out of money after buying anyone something
Dudeguy: yeah, so what do you want?
Krambis1: are suggesting that i’m a cannibal?
Dudeguy: i am not buying people, i am buying gifts for people
Krambis1: and what are these gifts?
Dudeguy: it all depends on what the people I am buying for want
Krambis1: sounds like you have a problem
Dudeguy: i don’t know what anyone wants
Krambis1: oh dear, now we’re back to anyone
Dudeguy: i don’t know what my friends and family want for gifts
Krambis1: i thought you were buying something for anyone
Dudeguy: ok, can we move on to the next girl that i have my eye on?
Krambis1: you want to buy anyone a girl?
Dudeguy: i’ll go buy *censored* for you, how’s that?
Krambis1: so i am anyone?
Krambis1: whitney houston is every women, but is this anyone a woman
Dudeguy: you are someone
Krambis1: if it is that it must be whitney
Dudeguy: shut up Mark, i am too tired to have u acting like this
Krambis1: wait wait, you’re buying someone for anyone, therefore i am someone
Krambis1: so are you calling me a woman?
But I’m here to say to you this morning that some things are right and some things are wrong. Eternally so, absolutely so. It’s wrong to hate. It always has been wrong and it always will be wrong. It’s wrong in America, it’s wrong in Germany, it’s wrong in Russia, it’s wrong in China. It was wrong in 2000 B.C., and it’s wrong in 1954 A.D. It always has been wrong, (That’s right!) and it always will be wrong. (That’s right!) It’s wrong to throw our lives away in riotous living. No matter if everybody in Detroit is doing it, it’s wrong. It always will be wrong, and it always has been wrong. It’s wrong in every age, and it’s wrong in every nation. Some things are right, and some things are wrong, no matter if everybody is doing the contrary. Some things in this universe are absolute. The God of the universe has made it so. And so long as we adopt this relative attitude toward right and wrong, we’re revolting against the very laws of God himself.