Deep Thoughts
As the evening sky faded from a salmon color to a sort of a flint gray, I thought back to the salmon I had caught that morining, and how gray he was, and how I named him Flint. – Jack Handey
As the evening sky faded from a salmon color to a sort of a flint gray, I thought back to the salmon I had caught that morining, and how gray he was, and how I named him Flint. – Jack Handey
When I was a kid, our favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we’d all go play in his cave, and every once in a while, he’d eat one of us. It wasn’t until later that we found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear. – Jack Handey
I bet one legend that keeps returning throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye. – Jack Handey
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: “Mankind.” Basically it’s made of two seperate words – “mank” and “ind.” What do these words mean? It’s a mystery, and that’s why so is mankind. – Jack Handey
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. “Oh no,” I said, “Disneyland burned down.” He cried, and cried, but I think deep down, he thought it was […]
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time for no good reason. – Jack Handey
The Courage of Detroit Lamentations The LORD is good to those whose hope is in him, to the one who seeks him; it is good to wait quietly for the salvation of the LORD. – Lamentations 3:25-26
Here is another video by a former roommate. As you might imagine, we got along well. [vimeo 3748025]
I’m not very good at saying goodbye. I’m so bad at it that I usually don’t tell people I’m leaving and sometimes just disappear. It’s always so awkward. If I must say goodbye, I say things that I’m not sure are accurate such as, “I’m sure I’ll see you again.” […]
There have been times when a seemingly ordinary event stands out in my mind and it is difficult to place my finger on the reason why. I walk down the hallway and peek through the classroom windows to see children being taught by their instructors. Friends are saying goodbye after […]