Left on the threshing floor

Editors Note: These chats didn’t make inclusion into the site. They are dedicated to the children.

friend with profile picture of machine gun (fwppomg): nice job on the website!
me: i’d like to thank my family.
me: and my mother
me: and kermit the frog

me: that is a menacing profile picture
fwppomg: i’m not trying to be scary
fwppomg: just mean
me: i’ve taken notice – be nice to Isaac
fwppomg: haha im not really that mean
me: that is probably what you say to people before you kill them

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me: I recall the dialogue to the movie Titanic going something like this:
“Jack!”
“Rose!”
“Jack!”
“Rose!”
“Jack!”
“Rose!”

CC: I always found it ironic that right after she says “I’ll never let go, Jack”, she rips her hand out of his and sends him down into the ocean. That was probably a poor choice of words on her part!

me: YES CC! I was just about to say the same thing! We are on the same wavelength here. (Wavelength… get it?)

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JW: Seriously. it’s practically spring. Please turn off your Christmas lights.
me: Wow! Getting a little confrontational with the status update there Julia!
JW: heh. sorry. i have no excuse other than i’m not a huge fan of Christmas lights even at Christmas.)
me: does this mean you think it’s time for the tree to go as well?
JW: if it is in your house, i’m cool with that. but if it is on your porch, yes, please, throw it away!
me: but what if my halloween decorations are in the way?
JW: lol, Mark! if you shove the halloween decorations behind the 4th of July star, then maybe the hideous scene will hide the Christmas tree. 😉
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MK: My husband doesn’t like facebook.
me: I don’t like people who don’t like people who don’t like people who don’t like things.
me: I don’t even know what I’m trying to say

me: did you know that?
me: you’re like the shadow or something
AK: hmm, i’m going with something.
me: you are really something then!

IG: IG believes that the most perverse colloquialism in English is “your all’s.” I know it makes sense morphologically if you say “you all”; it’s just painful to hear.
me: I think it is terrific that we can be such good friends and still live on different planets.

M: M has become a fan of herself
me: i’ve become a fan of your mamma

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me: I was just updating my website and found this gem: “just thinking about you makes me break in sweat. oohhh does anyboby have a moist toilette?” I’m sure those comments would ring true even today.
M: i’m sure they would, Mark. how u been?
me: i just moved to texas an am looking for a job
M: thought u’d move to botswana………….for some reason u were in love with that country 🙂 i can’t believe i even remember that
me: i had a roommate from botswana. he used to watch videos of lions eating alive other animals such as zebras and hyenas and stuff. it was really something.

M: those must have been some gruesome videos. poor you for having to watch them.
me: those videos were dope man. i’m not sure what that means, but i like the expression.
M: stop saying dope Mark, it’s soooooooooooo in the past. but i dont blame u, u r one weird *censored* child 🙂 how’s the search for ladies going? make sure to avoid the bleached big haired texan girls.
me: working on it. i tell you what, though, they are all over the place! ladies are everywhere!
M: have you been to BU after graduating? They’ve made so many changes.
me: yeah, they built a statue for me. very generous of them.
M: yeah i did see the statue, the one with the big head right???????????

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J: Why do I feel like I was run over by a truck?
me: Maybe you were run over by a truck and it gave you amnesia.
J: You are probably right.

In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team.

me: i was not a good steward of my time today
me: i was “hanging loose”
me: as they say
J: um, don’t you mean hangin tough?

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me: who is your favorite member of nkotb?
A: next question
A: i don’t even know their names man

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Q: Can you guess who this is?

He champions the cause of the innocent, the helpless, the powerless in a world of criminals who operate above the law.

A: Michael Knight. A lone crusader in a dangerous world:

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me: i’m a 50 point underdog this week
A: the backup to the backup of my backup just got hurt
A: thats unfortunate
A: nice pick up of maurice

me: i had jacobs in the lineup
me: had to make an emergency pickup
A: right
A: it was a good call
A: i had morris for a while
A: he never really got it going on my bench
me: he’s like a girl who gets around
A: yeah
A: hes a whore
me: manwhore?
me: not to be confused with a manhole
me: that’s different
A: right
me: two different things there
A: totally different
me: exactly
A: right now im looking at B in round 1
me: right now i’m looking at the offseason
me: and brandon jacob’s upper thigh
A: ew
A: i dont want to see either of those right now
me: he’s a very big man
A: indeed
me: i must go
A: alright
me: best wishes to you and yours
A: same to you
me: and them and theirs
A: (and yours)
A: etc
me: and the world and the children
me: forever
me: and ever
me: amen
A: wow, eloquent
A: nice