Category: Quotes

August

August

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My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they’re in August. – Ronnie Shakes

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I dream of a better tomorrow… where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned. – Unknown

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Frisbees

Frisbees

August 23, 1997 | By | Add a Comment

I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me. – Unknown

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Secrets in the Dark

Secrets in the Dark

August 23, 1997 | By | Add a Comment

I believe that we know much more about God than we admit that we know, than perhaps we altogether know that we know. God speaks to us, I would say, much more often than we realize or than we choose to realize. Before the sun sets every evening, he speaks […]

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Faithful Wounds

Faithful Wounds

August 17, 1997 | By | Add a Comment

A good friend will always stab you in the front. – Oscar Wilde

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Going Through Hell

Going Through Hell

August 17, 1997 | By | Add a Comment

If you are going through hell, keep going. – Winston S. Churchill

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Bananas

Bananas

August 17, 1997 | By | Add a Comment

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. -Groucho Marx

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I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. The doctor told me to quit going to those places.

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You can go a long way with a smile; you can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun. – Al Capone

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Last year for Christmas, I got a humidifier and a dehumidifier… I thought I’d put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

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