Out of curiosity, I recently asked my friend which of the guys in this video she would choose. My guess was Maurice. Check out the video and then check out her response. I think it was pretty good. hhahahaa ummmm this is literally the creepiest thing i’ve ever, ever seen. […]
I was a make-pretend DJ for an event last week and got to choose the entire playlist. Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber all made the cut. What does it say about me that I enjoy music from people half my age? I don’t know. The return of the […]
I just participated in a few fantasy football mock drafts on ESPN’s website. In case you’re keeping track, these are make-pretend drafts of a make-pretend draft where players play on your make-pretend team. I’m three levels of fantasy removed from reality. This can’t be good. I was chatting with my […]
Sometimes, when life gets really bad, I think about how lint must feel to be jammed up inside someone’s belly button for hours, days or even years and how bad it must smell when it comes out – if it ever, indeed, does come out. It usually doesn’t make me […]
I went with my father to the Patriots pre-season game against the Saints on Thursday. The stadium was big and beautiful, kind of like my biceps. We walked up about 14 ramps, and, after fighting traffic, parking lots and hunger, finally made it to our seats with 12 minutes to […]
There was a day they called “step up day” where the Middle Schoolers visited the High School for a day. I don’t know who was running the show for my step-up day (apparently nobody), because we roamed the halls, ate free popcorn and played basketball in the gym all day […]
How beautiful is this scene where Scott and Boof walk home? So beautiful, it is the first non-music video to be given the distinction of today’s daily dose of passion. The action picks up around 1:08 in.
Let me give you a little advice. There’s 3 rules that I live by: 1. Never get less than 12 hours sleep 2. Never play cards with a guy whose got the same first name as a city, and 3. Never go near a lady whose got a tattoo of […]
