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Tribute to my Father

Tribute to my Father

December 13, 2023 | By | Add a Comment

Eulogy for Paul Anthony Lamberti (December 30, 1944 to October 18, 2023). Love you, Dad. I collected all the things people wrote about my father after he passed. Then, I put them into one of those word counters. The word most used to describe my father was “kind”. Next, was […]

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Butter Crunch Ice Cream

Butter Crunch Ice Cream

July 23, 2020 | By | Add a Comment

I will now give you some diet advice free of charge. But first, a quick story. It used to be that I got a Butter Crunch ice cream on the way to the gym every other week or so. Then, it became once or twice a week. Then, three or […]

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Fixing the World

Fixing the World

July 7, 2018 | By | Add a Comment

His major contribution to the world was not a set of aphorisms. He was born in a turdy barn, grew up in a dirty world, got baptized in a muddy river. He put his hands on the oozing wounds of lepers, he let whores brush his hair and soldiers pull […]

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To the Kid in Seat 39B

To the Kid in Seat 39B

February 22, 2016 | By | Add a Comment

This kid buried his head on my shoulder. He was fast asleep. On the jet airplane. I wanted to say, “Hey brother, your father is on the other side.” But little Mexican boy was much too young to be my brother. Still, I wanted to say “brother”, as if I […]

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Pardon the Way that I Stare

Pardon the Way that I Stare

September 19, 2015 | By | 2 Comments

As I got out of my car to get some milk this evening, I couldn’t help but notice the guy sitting in the car parked next to mine. He was staring at me. Why? I don’t know. The last time somebody stared at me was about a week ago. It […]

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The Circle of Life

The Circle of Life

April 15, 2015 | By | 2 Comments

“Here is the world. Beautiful and terrible things will happen. Don’t be afraid.” One of my co-workers had a baby today. A beautiful baby of course – aren’t they all? A few hours later, a different co-worker received a call that his father had died. His dad was thought to […]

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To Pin or Not to Pin

To Pin or Not to Pin

March 26, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

Editors Note: It’s time for a special guest post! Friend of blog (FROB) Danielle sent this princess fashion clip to me (via Pinterest!) with the following comment: Well, that took an unexpected turn… This is stupid though, Mulan is way too girly, Ariel is supposed to wear pink. Pocahontas looks like […]

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Dating & Relationships: Core Values

Dating & Relationships: Core Values

March 1, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

The following is a free preview of Chapter 3 from my eBook on dating and relationships.  Early in the relationship, each party must ask him or herself, “Why am I going on this date?” Yes, it could be to have fun. Sure, it might be to gain be to gain […]

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Mulan

Mulan

February 10, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

Mulan came out in 1998, three years after Pocahontas.  Though not technically a princess, she must have been fresh in mind as Disney Consumer Products chairman Andy Mooney came up with the idea for an official Disney Princess list in the late 1990s. Given that Tinkerbell was on the original […]

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Pocahontas

Pocahontas

February 8, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

After a two year hiatus, it’s finally time for another Princess Diary! Up next is a princess who doesn’t seem to get a lot of attention. We’re here to change that. This is for you, Pocahontas! 2:23: Only a couple minutes into this movie and John Smith reminds me of […]

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