If I Could Turn Back Time

Relationships are complicated things – especially those conducted through a time warp.  Here are 4 women for whom I would gladly turn back the clock with a love that transcends time.

Olivia Newton-John in 1978. Oh my sweet goodness, my! I’ll never forget that summer night in 1997 when I first saw the movie “Grease”. Rather, I didn’t really see the movie. I saw Olivia Newton-John. Right away, I knew I was going to marry her. The only problem is that I was under 20 and she was 50. Summer dreams were ripped at the seams all right.

Stevie Nicks in 1981. Stevie is killing it in this video. I mean absolutely killing it. The thing is, I doubt she even knows that she is being taped. She’s not even trying. It’s so beautiful, it’s painful really. According to my math, Stevie was 33 at the time of this impromptu performance in 1981. Older than me, but not too bad! Time to brush off the flux capacitor and disrupt the space-time continuum. Stevie, let’s get married!

Oldest daughter from the movie “The Sound of Music” in 1965. Liesl, if I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times – that guy Rolf is no good for you and kind of a punk! I know what happens between you two and want to save you a lot of heartache. Why don’t you drop that zero and get with a hero? We could sing about our favorite things together! If it were 1965 and we were in a relationship, I’m pretty sure my favorite thing would be you (and bunnies and anything colored pink)!

Tiffany in 1987. This one I had to talk myself into a little bit more, but I still think it could work. First of all, she dated Jonathan Knight back in the day. So, we know she has good taste in men. Second, she has great taste in music. If you’re going to remake a song, this is an excellent choice. Third, she has cool earrings and I think I could hang with her dancing wise. We could even teach each other new moves.

What do you think? How about you?

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