Have you seen this store?
This store used to sell TV’s.
They (he?) now sell (I use the word “sell” lightly) Antique TV’s. (We’re not exactly sure when the change happened.)
Where else can you buy:
Antique Radios (check)
Reconditioned Jukeboxes (check)
Old Slot Machines (check)
Antique TVs! (check!)
If you want to park in the parking lot, you are out of luck. Employees only.
No antique electronics store is complete without firewood.
This could say at the bottom: “Only open on Veterans’ Day”. Would it make any difference?
Doesn’t this just scream “BUY ME”?
Mannequin sold separately.
Here is a demon-like figure with a bell in his hand flipping the bird.
You don’t need prices when you haven’t sold anything since 1988.
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
One fine day, you’re gonna want me for your jukebox!
Because we’re going through our lives, and we’re trying as hard as we can, and things just seem to always blow up in our faces, and we keep going, ‘God, God, why?’ We don’t know what he’s doing. So just let him do it. If you really believe he’s good, then let him do it. People always say, ‘I don’t know where the Lord is leading me.’ I always say, it don’t really make a whole lot of difference. The important thing is to be where he has led you to already. If he has led you into a marriage, then be faithful there. If he has led you into being single, then be faithful there. If he has blessed you with many material goods, then be a good steward of those goods. And if he has blessed you by allowing you to imitate his life of poverty, then imitate it with great joy.