Deep Thoughts

March 26, 2009 | By | Add a Comment

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. “Oh no,” I said, “Disneyland burned down.” He cried, and cried, but I think deep down, he thought it was a good pretty good joke. I started to drive to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

– Jack Handey

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