When my father was young he met an even younger girl and started calling her “Toots”. She had dark brown hair and strong teeth and worked baking bread in a bakery. Unfortunately, she thought he was old, crazy, poor and somewhat funny looking. He knew that he had to find a way to win her over, so he did the only thing he knew how to do. He started making her treats. Lots of them. Because she brought so much color to his life, he made the treats the same color as her hair. His longstanding confection eventually won her over and she became stuck on him just like his treats stuck on her teeth. He got so good that he made a business out of it. One thing led to another and pretty soon Sugar Daddy married Tootsie Roll and they had Sugar Babies. Now, isn’t that a sweet story?